Welcome to the big scary Quiz Warehouse. Yes, this is most of the scary quizzes found in Shusu's blog and LJ. Why this page, besides the inherent insanity factor? It's meant as a reference to the various types of quizzes out there. Which are dead. Which are interesting. Which need updating. And most importantly, what to do and what not to do when you make a quiz.
YOU MAY VIEW SOURCE to check if you have a dead quiz. Most targets have been changed to a single target="blog", so it'll open in the same window. This collection is copyright Sameshima Shuzumi and may not be replicated elsewhere. E-mail me for questions, comments and additions. Last update: Aug. 30, 2002.
All the quizzes belong to their respective creators. All the cheesy comments are mine! Now, prepare yourself for the Biggest Time Sink in the Worrrrlld. (Or at least, among online journalers ^^.)
Colorgenics - very cool
The Animal in You - ditto
You are Diagon Alley. You are harder to get into than the Reading Room at the British museum, and just as as exclusive. You are the polar opposite of everything Sugarquill stands for : you embrace everything dark, angsty, psychosexual and slashy that the fandom has to offer. You should probably change your frontpage motto to Harry Potter For Slightly Twisted Folk, but the ongoing nude disco on your MB makes you a fun place to hang out.
Find out which fanfic archive you are.
And I *have* seen The Hudsucker Proxy.
I diddled with this test... I was almost a punk.
makes sense, I used to be Roo
Take the 100 Acre Personality Quiz!
Aaah, how pathetic. But I'm Ewan!
Highly recommend this quiz. Love is oxygen!
If I were a character in Moulin Rouge, I would be Christian.
What Moulin Rouge Character Would You Be?
Take the animal crackers test.
You are the Crumbs at the bottom of the Jar. You are a Mixture of many other different animals' broken bits and pieces. And it's very easy to go with the wind. See where it takes you!
You are Ellone! Good-hearted and self-sacrificing,
people often see you as what you are instead of who
you are. You have special talents others envy, but
those who take the time to know the real you will
see you for the sweetheart that you really are.
Take the Final Fantasy 8 Test here!
Take the Bear Quiz by Krysten
I do wish it weren't so... yellow. I want a blood red bear, with black and silver highlights.
All ducks aren't sweet and innocent and you prove that. You have a nasty streak.
Find your inner rubber ducky.
Which Weiß Kreuz Woman Are You?
I also got Sakura and Ouka... ^^;;; Dude, go take this test, the results are hilarious.
Which Star-Crossed Marvel Lover Are You?
There's about twelve billion ways to get Rogue.
See what Care Bear you are.
Find out which Moulin Rouge song you are.
Which Saiyuki character would sleep with you?
Which Saiyuki character would sleep with you?
Which of Rose's OCs are you?
Wispy anime princesses have nothing on you - you're the epitome of the damsel in distress, slender, fair, fragile and quiet. Until they cross you over something you care about, and then the blue sky in your eyes could be better mistaken for a tsunami about to unleash on someone.
Which of Rose's OCs are you?
You're nominally one of the big four bunny heads in the wing... but in practicality you're more likely to blend into the walls. Don't judge a book by its cover, though - you are the mouse that dreams of being a lion, the puppy that remembers how to be a wolf. You're a big gun in your own right, even if you look more like the resident book geek.
I adore this movie. I think my life is spent trying for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon status, but I end up Magnolia. Adore the soundtrack too.
what movie symbolism are you? find out
Villains fear me.
Heroes envy me.
Sameshima Shuzumi is...
The Cyber Gladiator
IRL, I'm either the Acrobatic Werewolf or the Crystal Warlord. ^^
I'm Lumiale! Which Angelique Guardian are YOU?
Take the quiz at Angelique Corner.
You are a muse.
The muses of greek mythology were goddesses who ruled over the arts and sciences and inspired people who were best at them. Their numbers vary from legend to legend, but most agree that there were nine of them who each presided over their own realm.
What legend are you?. Take the Legendary Being Quiz by Paradox
Which Fruits Basket Character are you?
Name that Life!
I was either:
Sagacious, Hopelessly Underrated Spartan Upholsterer
Sagacious, Hopelessly Underrated Zoroastrian Upholsterer Misanthrope from Iberia
My real name(s) had me an Egyptian slave in Atlantis, or an Anglicized Chinese yeoman. :D
If I lived in Middle-Earth, it would be in: Lothlorien or Rivendell
You prefer the tranquilty and peacefulness of nature and enjoy the milder seasons of the year. While you know it is necessary to keep in contact with other living beings, most of the time you enjoy the seclusion of an aesthetically pleasing, woodland environment.
I object to the combination of Rivendell and Lothlorien. They're two different places and very different environs.
|I taste like Beef.|
I taste like beef. I'm probably made of beef. You are what you eat, they say, and if the title didn't mean something else, I would be a beefeater. I think red meat is good for you. Puts hair on your chest. If I weren't that, I'd be Tea. What Flavour Are You?
Goodness, I'm English!
|Buzz buzz, I am Coffee flavoured.|
I am popular in the workplace, even though I am often bitter. I am energetic to the point of being frenetic; buzz buzz, out of my way. I tend to overwork myself and need periods of recovery time. If I weren't that, I'd be Almond. What Flavour Are You?
|Buzz buzz, I am Coffee flavoured.|
I am popular in the workplace, even though I am often bitter. I am energetic to the point of being frenetic; buzz buzz, out of my way. I tend to overwork myself and need periods of recovery time. If I weren't that, I'd be Chocolate. What Flavour Are You?
One answer away from being Alcohol. Hah! I messed up on the stray animal question.
|I am Chocolate Flavoured.|
I am sweet and a little bit naughty. I am one of the few clinically proven aphrodisiacs. Sometimes I can seem a little hard, but show warmth and I soon melt. If I weren't that, I'd be Lemon. What Flavour Are You?
That's my boy!!
Messed up on the superpower part... redundant, y'know? I keep getting Peanut Butter for a lot of them.
|Warning: I taste like Gasoline.|
I may not taste good, but I'm handy to have around if you want to breathe fire. I'm expensive, and sometimes cause disputes. I'm inflammatory, you see. Ha ha. If I weren't that, I'd be Curry. What Flavour Are You?
|I taste of Death.|
Doesn't everyone want a taste of death? Well they should. Most people deserve death. Keep away from me unless you think you're better than that. I probably won't like you. If I weren't that, I'd be Lemon. What Flavour Are You?
Guess he hasn't lost his touch.....
|Tomato is what I taste like.|
I taste like nothing, except a tomato. I'm sometimes sweet and sometimes tart; sometimes juicy, sometimes crisp. The roles of a tomato are many and varied. I am an exception to all the rules. If I weren't that, I'd be Tea. What Flavour Are You?
|Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.|
I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain. If I weren't that, I'd be Vanilla. What Flavour Are You?
|I taste like Beef.|
I taste like beef. I'm probably made of beef. You are what you eat, they say, and if the title didn't mean something else, I would be a beefeater. I think red meat is good for you. Puts hair on your chest. If I weren't that, I'd be Chocolate. What Flavour Are You?
|I am Vanilla Flavoured.|
I am one of the most popular flavours in the world. Subtle and smooth, I go reasonably with anyone, and rarely do anything to offend. I can be expected to be blending in in society. If I weren't that, I'd be Lemon. What Flavour Are You?
Mwahahaha! I am amused.
53% - me; You're very open-minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets! (If it turns me on, it's mine. ^^)
Yohji is 70% Gay! You're quite open-minded between the sheets and just a little bit gay when out on the streets!
Seiji is 73% Gay! Careful! You're not a gay cliche yet, but are well on your way. Bet all the girlie girls just adore you!
Touma is 56% Gay! Congratulations, you've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well-adjusted homo guy! (Touma says it's the lesbian porn thing that threw him off.)
Ken is 23% Gay! You might act straight mate, but I bet your mother always knew you'd grow up to be a gay guy! (Ken just wants to be that footballer.)
Omi is 66% Gay! Careful! You're not a gay cliche yet, but are well on your way. Bet all the girlie girls just adore you!
Click here for your go at the Gay-o-meter.
Find your Role-Playing Stereotype at mutedfaith.com. [Angel.]
which "monty python and the holy grail" character are you?
this quiz was made by colleen
What bishounen type is your favourite?
By ShoSen of Totally Kawaii!
Take the "What Kind of Southerner Are You?" Test!
Created by MadShrubbery
Bwaahahaha! Yup, a Mo' Gal to the bones. Ah well. ^^
I'm just watching a bad dream I'd never wake up from.
Find out what anime bad boy you are.
Find out what anime character cliche you are.
Commander and leader of the Power Puff Girls.
Take the Cartoon Hero Quiz?.Which Season are you?
Check it out, man! I'm evil, are you?
How can I even attempt to find mere words to try to capture the true essence of sensual mystery and grand wickedness- that which surrounds you in a permanent aura of pure EVIL?!?!
(Wow.. And I seriously thought I had rigged this test so that you couldn't possibly achieve such a high rank!)
Memory. Freedom. Thoughts. Intellect.
Take the quiz.
Take the test here!! Made by Jenna and Robbie.
Check out the Cowbe Eyes. Rowr! (I wanna see Lainnnn).
Which House Should YOU Be In? By:Anndrea
(One for Touma.)
sleek, stealthy, and sexy, like a panther lurking in the night. rowr.
What's Your Weiß Kreuz Killa' Style?
(One for Yohji.)
How Gay Are YOU? [?]
I object to the pinkness of this quiz.
You're PRIDE! You like yourself, and you aren't afraid to show it. You don't like to admit when you're wrong, and you think you're better than most. You're represented by the color violet.
And another one for Yohji. (I object to the purpleness of this.)
You're the smallest, but yet the greatest,
of them all, the hobbit.
Be proud and remember all your meals!
Take the "How much of a hobbit am I?" test
I wish normal = Man. But nooo... so you better rig it if you want a hot pic.
(following missing its font tag)
Why are you wasting your time here? You could be having sex with . . .
Which Weiß Kreuz guy could you be having sex with?
The alt-tags have been changed and printed out for the following three quizzes. I can't recall if that's how I found them, or if it was extra text.
That test is in bad taste. Yet here I am putting it up... *sigh*. I guess I've always been fascinated by it. Mouseover for more.
Take the High Yield Killing Method Test Now!!
Congratulations, you are a Serial Killer! Others prefer mass killings, or years of blood and hate, but your blood-lust is much more cultivated and refined. A high body count is not your turn on, you like the hunt, the selection of the perfect prey, and the slow torture before the kill. S ometimes, you renew your thirst for life by consuming a portion of your victim. Some people like caviar and classical music, you like human eyes and bloodcurling shrieks of ultimate pain. There is, as they say, no accounting for taste.
Woowoo! Maleficent! My favorite Disney villainess, even though she was stuck in a crappy movie.
Take the Disney Villain Test Now!! Congratulations, you are the mistress of all evil! Your impressive bearing and terror-inspiring attitude make you one very impressive villain. There aren't many out there who can turn into giant fire-breathing dragons at the drop of a hat. But, while you have a fearsome countenance and regal stature, your extreme vengefulness may cause people to view you as petty. Next time your name gets left of a party list, you may not want to curse the birthday girl with death. It is a bit extreme.
Ooooh. Scar. Mmm. What a delicious voice.
Sneaky, sullen, and downright mean. That description certainly fits you. It's not a very nice person who sends their brother to a horrifyingly painful death. You'll do just about anything to get what you think you deserve. Problem is, if you had the power and respect you crave, you wouldn't be able to handle it. You talk a good game, but lack the skills needed to back it up
Take the Disney Villain Test Now!!
Runners up were The Magician's Nephew ("creative, original, caring") and The Silver Chair, which has the coolest graphic ooooh (accident prone, deep, glum). The book I'm most likely to write? "The Last Battle."
The second book written and the third chronologically, you're the story of a Narnia hundreds of years after the last visit, populated by mythological creatures struggling to overthrow a king determined to wipe them out. Susan's Horn brings help when it's most needed ...
Find out which Chronicles of Narnia book you are.
you are a book called
dr. seuss book warped you?
Totally one of my favorite books. ^^;
Take the Digipedia FunFic Personality Test!
I don't know who Charlene is, or what she/it has to do with Digimon.... but it's on the dot, so who cares. ^_^
What fuzzy creature are you?
what's your cowboy bebop theme song?
The difference being red wine and hot chocolate.
The Band Quiz By Rahel
What Was Your PastLife?
Now I know who to kill.
What Obscure Animal are you?
Cool! Touma is also intrigued.
Albino Crows are just like regular crows only white
The only type of crow rarer than an albino crow is a caramel crow, which is half albino and is, like it's name, caramel coloured.
Crows are amazingly intelligent and in some places (Tokyo for instance) they can become a nuisance as they will make games out of teasing people (dropping stones on their heads for example)
Crows don't make good pets at all. Unlike most animals they will never ever trust you and will always remain wild
Crows do make good pets, however, if you meet them young enough and don't cage them. In fact they are actually very interesting pets and have strong personalities. However they are migratory and probably wouldn't return once they fly away with a flock.
Crows (and also ravens and magpies) can learn human speech even better than parrots!!
Crows left in a cage will become demented ;_; Don't put crows in cages!
What Spooky Being are You?
Oooohhh! Coooool! Man, this makes me wist for my X-Files days. Gosh, I think it was the invisible forest creature one which mentioned the mothman. I should dig up that quote. I do recall If it rains sleeping bags, maybe you'll get lucky.
Jooyyyy to the world... [you Philes remember that one, huh?] S/he has a list of links for Mothmen
Hoo yeah, I freak people out!
Mothman is a tall (6/7 feet) gray creature with no real head, and big glowing hypnotic red eyes. It has a loud screech and has also been accompanied by the sound of a record player playing at high speeds, which might be the sound of it's wings flapping.
Mothman doesn't really do any real harm but it sure scares the hell out of witnesses. In one case it chased after a car full of people who stumbled upon it walking around in a field, in another case it hung around a family's home, peering through the windows and scaring their dog.
Mothman has also been sighted by large groups as big as a hundred people, and sightings of him have coincided with televisions going haywire.
I am Rumpelstiltskin!
Find your fairy tale character at kelly.moranweb.com.
Find Out Which Senshi You Are At SailorOrion.com
(Just fascinated by the real-people pics they used, rather than anime or manga. Neat, huh? And on the dot, Makoto-chan is my favorite, even before I'd seen SM.)
Which VW Are You?
by Auto Glass America
(Yeah, it's an auto glass company. But the quiz is really cool ^_^)
Hell yeah Sage Date is hot, who wouldn't be attracted to him? And you want to know who else is hot? Duo, Zechs, Darien, Ashitaka, Squall... Your love isn't tied down to just one cute anime guy, it focuses on all of them! But none-the-less, Seiji is a cutie.
Rate at the Seiji-O-Meter!
Seiji wishes to register his objections that I have imprisoned him in my closet.
(following missing its font tag
Take the quiz!
Quiz made by _emohoe!
Touma wanted me to post this for the bobbing animated gifs. Mmmm. Lookit them thrust.
This is a peculiar quiz. I was going to stick this in the LJ, but it can wait. I used to be a Priestess.
Your magical style is Faery.
What type of Magic do you work?. Take the Magical Style Quiz by Paradox
Now, here's the hilarious part, quite LJ worthy... click on "Normal". *snark*
Which work of art would you be? The Art Test.
Be warned. After this long section, there is an NC-17 quiz.
If I was a work of art, I would be Piet Mondrian's Composition A.
I am rigidly organised and regimented, although my cold and unapproachable exterior hides a clever way of thinking and a rebellious and innovative nature. A lot of people don't understand me, but I can still affect them on an emotional level.
Random SelectSmart Tests! Okay, stay tuned while I add more tests. I'm going from top to bottom.
The Perfect Bish for Me:
# 1 Zelgadis—Slayers
# 2 James—Pokémon
# 3 Joe—Digimon
# 4 Xelloss—Slayers
# 5 Duo—Gundam Wing
# 6 Izzy—Digimon
# 7 Safiel—Sailor Moon
# 8 Ryoga—Ranma 1/2
# 9 Ken—Digimon
# 10 Marron—Sorcerer Hunters
# 11 Matt—Digimon
No Piccolo. *sniff* I doubt they put in Ronin Warriors either. Otherwise I'd have Touma for sure ^^.
Bwahahahaha! Oh, the Weiss Kreuz one is hilarious!
The WK charas I'm most like:
|# 1 Noi |
# 2 Hel
# 3 Shuldich
# 4 Ken Hidaka
# 5 Takatori Masafumi
# 6 Takatori Hirofumi
# 7 Aya Fujimiya (the REAL one)
# 8 Birman
# 9 Botan
# 10 Persia
# 11 Sakura
|# 12 Tot |
# 13 Farfarello
# 14 Nagi Naoe
# 15 Omi Tsukiyono
# 16 Yoji Kudou
# 17 Brad Crawford
# 18 Chen
# 19 Manx
# 20 Ouka
# 21 Ran Fujimiya
# 22 Takatori Reiji
There's several Cowboy Bebop tests. This one seems to be the best. It's by TianNing.
The Cowbe Character I'm most like:
|# 1 Meifa |
# 2 Twinkle Murdoch
# 3 Jet Black
# 4 Laughing Bull
# 5 Mao Yenri
# 6 Vicious
# 7 Julia
# 8 Alisa
# 9 Ed
# 10 Ein
# 11 Faye Valentine
|# 12 Gren |
# 13 Rocco
# 14 Spike Spiegel
# 15 Udai
# 16 Asimov
# 17 The Pet Store Lady
# 18 Abdul Hakim
# 19 Fad
# 20 Doohan
# 21 The Three Old Guys
# 22 V.T.
This one's by Ryo-Chibi. Eh... so-so. Why is Video Girl Ai even on this list??
Anime to Watch:
|# 1 Clover |
# 2 Ayashi No Ceres
# 3 Fushigi Yuugi
# 4 Magic Knight Rayearth
# 5 X/1999
# 6 Utena
# 7 Sailor Moon
# 8 Video Girl Ai
# 9 Cardcaptor Sakura
# 10 Sorcerer Hunters
# 11 Tenchi Muyo/Universe/In Tokyo
# 12 Angelic Layer
# 13 Sakura Wars
|# 14 The Slayers |
# 15 Ah My Goddess!
# 16 Excel Saga
# 17 Digi Charat
# 18 Gundam Wing
# 19 Kodomo No Omocha
# 20 Ranma 1/2
# 21 Gunsmith Cats
# 22 His & Her Circumstances
# 23 Those Who Hunt Elves
# 24 Marmalade Boy
# 25 Initial D
The test by Kaitou Kisaragi, which searches for your perfect bishounen, is pretty good... but I won't post mine in here. I answered all the weapons ones 'yes'. ^_^;;;; I'll just tell you my number one was Folken.
This is the Card Captor Sakura chara I'm most like... I took it hastily, but here are the top ten. I want to be most like Kaho ^^. (Japanese names.)
# 1 Yue
# 2 Cerebus/Kero-chan
# 3 Hiiragizawa Eriol
# 4 Kinomoto Fujitaka
# 5 Mizuki Kaho
# 6 Ruby Moon/Nakuru
# 7 Clow Reed
# 8 Li Syaoran
# 9 Spinel Sun/Suppi-chan
# 10 Tsukishiro Yukito
I'm ashamed... I won't post the Digimon character I'm most like, because it's probably true. Good test, though.
And now the test I've been wanting to take! Which Samurai Trooper am I like the most? Hee! Surprising, but it makes sense. I like having five guys do my work for me... I'm surprised Seiji came before Touma, though.
# 1 Kaosu/ Ancient
# 2 Date Seiji/ Sage
# 3 Hashiba Touma/ Rowen
# 4 Arago/ Talpa
# 5 Kayura/ Kayura
# 6 Sanada Ryo /Ryo
# 7 Byakuen/ White Blaze
# 8 Shuten Doji/ Anubis
# 9 Mouri Shin/ Cye
# 10 Shuu Rei Faun/ Kento
# 11 Naaza/ Sekhmet
# 12 Kokuen-oh/ Black Blaze
# 13 Yamano Jun/ Yuli
# 14 Anubis/ Cale
# 15 Kenbukyou/ Lord Kenbukyou
# 16 Nasuti Yagyu/ Mia Koji
# 17 Rajura/ Dais
And now the NC-17 Quiz!
This is set for het, btw.i am
what sexual performer are you?
you are perverted. in a way. not only do you celebrate excess but you find ways of making everything exquisite. you like pool parties, lots of skin and other gatherings that turn into bachanallian bliss. you're a humanist with near inhuman carnal desires. more often than not your breed are predicted to rot in hell, so sayeth television evangelists. satan reserves a seat for you.
you won't demure from an orgy if invited and you never cease the search for new contorted bodily pleasures. the party-animal in you could smell the scent of sex from a mile. you say yes to occasional bdsm and say no to bestiality. you are not that low.
oral sex? you like it porn style.
sexual positions? you can write kama sutra variations every year.
what sexual performer are you?
damn, you're good. you're intimate and reckless. you buy stuff that you could barely afford but you live a life others would envy. work is just something to get you by while you are preoccupied with thoughts about the opposite sex. you seduce with intellect when looks fail you. the thrill of the chase fuels you and you're not afraid to try new things. your intimacy goes beyond the flames of passion.
you look for love at the most inopportune of moments. you sleep with impunity and could break a few marriages if not caught. you love sex with a dash of danger.
oral sex? with passion.
sexual positions? you go with the flow.
what sexual performer are you?
you're a whore. you love sex like your life depended on it. you're the beast of prey. your breed is fast and flashy and your ancestors were the polyester-wearing disco-going lounge lizards of yore. you know the classics of literary erotica and know the auteurs of quality porn. you know the abc's of sexually transmitted disease and sexual cultural taboos and you probably think church is some kind of marriage booth. your favorite romantic line is, "let's breed."
you like impersonal sex and to watch yourself perform. you know a variety of moves, all sleazy. you are in search of the perfect orgasm.
oral sex? yes, please.
sexual positions? you can teach and you like to learn.
what sexual performer are you?
you like sex. in a way you think there's more to it than merely breeding and propagating, you add romance to it. you like to have relationships, no matter how they end. you lead quite a life beyond drinking latte and hating your work. you have fun with friends, read and watch films quite a lot. you have no intention of being single for life and you find careers out of an endless string of deadend jobs.
you like to give and receive pleasure and you do it quite well. you are quite intimate with partners. sex is always satisfying.
oral sex? you definitely know how to give one.
sexual positions? you acquired some from here and there.